
Category: National


Divided Congress not even looking at each other during discourse anymore

President’s colon warns of “fire and fury” if fast food diet continues

Sean Spicer apologizes for every decision he’s ever made

Networks to add “bullshit” after all Spicer statements

“Bernie would have won” Sanders supporters helpfully remind everyone

This shit is actually happening

Donald Trump evolves into Orangesaur

Thought not actually what counts, study finds

Supreme Court: ‘Life isn’t all gay weddings and free health care’

Minnesota into gay marriage ‘before it got big’

Researchers find most effective weight loss method still cocaine, cigarettes

Whole Foods announces budget-friendly Half Foods Markets for cheap Millennials

Sarah Jessica Parker wins Kentucky Derby

Nation’s Pathetic Losers Looking Forward To Virtual Reality

Bill Gates Would Trade It All For A Burrito Right Now
