Category: National
Divided Congress not even looking at each other during discourse anymore
President’s colon warns of “fire and fury” if fast food diet continues
Sean Spicer apologizes for every decision he’s ever made
Networks to add “bullshit” after all Spicer statements
“Bernie would have won” Sanders supporters helpfully remind everyone
This shit is actually happening
Donald Trump evolves into Orangesaur
Thought not actually what counts, study finds
Supreme Court: ‘Life isn’t all gay weddings and free health care’
Minnesota into gay marriage ‘before it got big’
Researchers find most effective weight loss method still cocaine, cigarettes
Whole Foods announces budget-friendly Half Foods Markets for cheap Millennials
Sarah Jessica Parker wins Kentucky Derby
Nation’s Pathetic Losers Looking Forward To Virtual Reality
Bill Gates Would Trade It All For A Burrito Right Now
