Hand sanitizer bottle now dirtiest object in local home

Hand_Sanitizer dirtyA small bottle of hand sanitizer has officially become the dirtiest object in a local family home, sources report. Having been touched by every member of the household, as well as every guest to enter the property, the outside of the plastic bottle is now home to more than 17,000 varieties of bacterial microbes, surpassing the previous record set by the family’s Roku remote.