World’s extremists vow to keep ruining things for everyone else


In a statement released early this morning, extremists of the world pledged to continue undermining human civilization using whatever means necessary. The message was signed by thousands of outspoken racists, bigots and otherwise horrible individuals from across the globe.

“Although the nature of our extremist views may be different, our violent intensity and lack of perspective has brought us together,” the statement began. “While we can’t join forces for obvious reasons, we stand united in our commitment to ignore any shred of decency or reason as we rain on the collective parade of humanity.”

When reached for comment, the rest of the world responded that they will remain resilient and asked that the extremists please consider just chilling the fuck out already.