Minnesota into gay marriage ‘before it got big’

UPPER MIDWEST – As news of the Supreme Court ruling allowing gay marriage spreads across the country, Minnesota officially reminded the world today that it was into gay marriage way before it was cool. “Yeah, gay marriage is alright, I guess,” said Minnesota while lighting a hand-rolled cigarette. ” The smug state also added that Bon Iver was big here long before Justin Vernon became famous. 

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