Whole Foods announces budget-friendly Half Foods Markets for cheap Millennials

HalfFoodsLogoAUSTIN, TEXAS  – As part of a bid to reach younger, price-conscious shoppers, Whole Foods Market announced plans today for a chain of smaller markets it is calling Half Foods. “These future stores will feature modern, streamlined design, innovative technology and a curated selection of lower-priced, pretty much organic foods,” said Walter Robb, co-CEO of the company. Although the new selections may not be quite whole, Robb assured shoppers it will be a fairly large percentage, and definitely over half food. “Oh, and some GMO’s might slip through too,” added Robb. 

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