Area man didn’t have to poop after all

Confused1EAST UNION – Local man Joshua Baker apparently did not have to poop after all. According to sources, Baker entered his bathroom, pulled down his pants and sat down on the toilet as if he were going to defecate, but no poop came out. “It was  the damnedest thing” Baker said. “It totally felt like I had to poop.” Although he now believes the incident was a false alarm, Baker plans to stick around the house for a while “just to be safe.”  


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