April 8, 2015Jackson Atkins

Last chocolate bunny murdered, eaten

chocolate_Bunny_4704EASTER BASKET – The last remaining chocolate bunny of Easter was brutally murdered and consumed today, according to sources near the basket. This comes just hours after the last Peep was tossed to the family dog and later thrown up in the back yard. The chocolate bunny is survived by one chocolate egg and a bunch of weird-flavored jelly beans. Ị

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