Minnesota laughs as gargantuan storm approaches Northeast

mapCaptureMINNESOTA – Minnesota is currently laughing in the face of the entire northeastern part of the  United States as a massive blizzard heads directly for the stuck-up region. A spokesperson of the state has confirmed it is deeply amused by the fact that a snowstorm of biblical proportions is currently on target to hit Philadelphia, Boston and New York City, just to name a few of the cities merely hours away from being smothered in two feet of white powder. When reached for comment, New York simply said it would rather be buried in snow than have to eat Minnesota pizza.

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