Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Most Content Eating Fast Food Alone In Dark Parking Lot

getty_rf_photo_of_man_eating_in_carU OF M, MINNEAPOLIS – According to a recent poll by the University of Minnesota, the majority of Americans are most content when eating fast food alone in the car while parked in a dark parking lot. “We surveyed thousands of people across the country,” said social researcher Dr. Carol Braunt, “And the results were overwhelming.” Of those polled, over 60% felt most fulfilled while huddled over a bag of fast food in the parking lot of the restaurant where they purchased it. “Whether it’s Taco Bell, Wendy’s or Burger King doesn’t seem to make a difference,” Braunt said. “People are happiest eating it alone at 1 a.m.”

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