Woodbury Residents Demand To Be Taken Off List Of Best Places To Live

DCF 1.0WOODBURY – Residents of the town of Woodbury announced their outrage today at having their town ranked 12th on the most recent Money Magazine “Best Places to Live” list. According to local sources, all of the suburb’s 61,961 inhabitants agree there is no way the rankings can be accurate. “I assure you this must be some sort of mistake,” said Mayor Mary Giuliani Stephens at a press conference earlier today. “It is simply not possible this could be the 12th best place to live.” Despite the push back Money Magazine is standing by the list, citing Woodbury’s low unemployment rate, excellent parks, and a very lively bar and grille.

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