Man Escapes Renaissance Festival Without Talking To Any Weirdos

minnesota-renaissance-festivalMINNESOTA RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL – According to reports, local man Jim MacDonald spent several hours at the Renaissance Festival without speaking to any of the numerous weirdos working at the event. MacDonald attended to spend time with his daughter, who enjoys the festival for its whimsy. “It was a harrowing experience,” said MacDonald of the ordeal. “But I managed to avoid all the real wing nuts.” The Renaissance Festival celebrates a bygone era of jousting knights, artisan craftsmanship, and obnoxious vendors mocking you in English accents. Although he normally would have waited in the parking lot, MacDonald did not want his daughter wandering around alone. He even managed to order a beer without engaging in dialogue with the “frilly-shirted fruitcake” serving it. Despite his reservations, it seems it was worth the hardship: “I did it for my daughter,” concluded MacDonald. “She’s into this shit.”

Cold Hard Comments

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s