Mark Dayton Removes Marbles From Mouth, Wins Beer


THE CAPITAL, ST. PAUL – Speaking clearly for the first time in over three years, Governor Mark Dayton announced today that he has removed the handful of marbles which had been in his mouth since 2011. “It wasn’t easy running for and serving as governor of this fine state with all those marbles in my mouth, but it was definitely worth the effort,” Dayton said to a crowd gathered in front of the State Capital. The governor originally placed the marbles in his mouth as part of a bet with his buddies Steve and Tony, who now owe the first-term Democrat a case of beer.

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