


Minneapolis man finally figures out what the hell Final Four is all about

Ryan Adams refuses to apologize for insufferable music career spanning nearly two decades

John Boehner: ‘My Thinking on Cannabis Has Evolved’

Divided Congress not even looking at each other during discourse anymore

World’s extremists vow to keep ruining things for everyone else

“It was worth it” says man blinded after staring at eclipse

President’s colon warns of “fire and fury” if fast food diet continues

World braces itself as Trump realizes he can bomb stuff he doesn’t like

Sean Spicer apologizes for every decision he’s ever made

Networks to add “bullshit” after all Spicer statements

“Bernie would have won” Sanders supporters helpfully remind everyone

This shit is actually happening

Shaun Hill: ‘Just look at these dogs for a minute’

Gold medals not chocolate this year either, confirms Michael Phelps

Donald Trump evolves into Orangesaur
